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SIX PRODUCTS.
THAT IS
ALL.

We only make what we actually use on the floor. If it is not on this page, we did not think it was worth making — and nobody here earns a penny on what you buy.

Matt clay pot

No. 1 Matt Clay

Strong hold, zero shine, washes out in one go. Bentonite and beeswax, 75ml.

£22
Beard oil bottle

No. 2 Beard Oil

Jojoba and cedarwood. Two drops, not a palmful. 30ml, glass, pipette.

£26
Shave cream tub

No. 3 Shave Cream

Whipped, unscented, built for a straight razor. Lasts about four months. 150ml.

£19
Sea salt spray bottle

No. 4 Salt Spray

Texture without the crunch. Works on day-two hair, which is the point. 200ml.

£20
Daily shampoo bottle

No. 5 Daily Wash

Sulphate-free, for men who wash their hair every day anyway. 250ml.

£18
Aftershave balm

No. 6 Cold Balm

Alcohol-free aftershave balm. Nothing stings, nothing smells of a nightclub. 100ml.

£21
Products on the counter

/ Why six

Because that is how many we use.

Every one of these started as something we were buying in and were not happy with. They are blended in Stockport, eleven miles away, in batches of about four hundred, and the formulations have changed twice in six years.

There is no sea buckthorn in any of them, no charcoal, and nothing described as "activated". The clay is clay.

Nobody on this floor earns commission. If a barber recommends something, it is because they used it on you.

How much to use

Less than you are using now, on all six. A pea of clay, two drops of oil, one pump of balm. The most common complaint we get about the clay is that it is too strong, and the answer has never once been a different product.

Ask at the Counter

/ Buying

PRACTICALITIES

In shop

Over the counter

All six, always in stock, cash or card. No loyalty scheme and no bundle that saves you £1.50.

By post

UK only, £3.50

Ring the shop or email and we will post it the same day. Free over £45, which is not a trick to make you buy three.

Refills

Bring the pot back

£4 off the clay, wash and salt spray when you bring the empty container in. About a third of regulars do.

If it is wrong

Bring it back

Used, half gone, whenever. Full refund, no receipt needed if we recognise you, which we usually do.

/ Asked at the counter

PRODUCT QUESTIONS

Salt spray first, dried in, then a very small amount of clay. Clay alone on fine hair will drag it flat, which is the opposite of what you want.

Cedarwood, lightly. It fades within an hour and will not fight your aftershave. There is no unscented version, and enough people ask that we may make one.

The wash and the oil, yes. The clay and salt spray are wrong for most curl patterns — Femi keeps two products behind the counter that we do not make, and he will point you at them instead.

Five of the six. The clay contains beeswax and we have not found a replacement that holds the same way. None are tested on animals.

Not as a boxed thing, no. Tell us who it is for and we will put two or three in a bag with a card, which is the same thing without the cardboard.

TRY IT IN THE CHAIR FIRST.

Everything on this page gets used on you during a cut. Buy it afterwards if you liked it, and not otherwise.

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